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What's so special about them?" Q: What did the iron say to the gold when it tried to wake him up? I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".
The leprechaun asks the rangers for help escaping the snowy forest, and tells them that whoever can come up with the best and kindest way to transport him out of the forest, will be granted his pot of gold.
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